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50 Shades

from 7 Deadly Sins by Ménage à Moi



A Parody for those with a little kink in their lives.


Whips chains and ball gags and black patent leather
Kinks the whole chicken and not just the feather
Tie me down tightly and then make me scream
You’re smiling’ now if you know what I mean

Missionary and doggie if you are vanilla
Much more exotic if you’re in Manila
Sex swings, Ben Wa, balls oh toys are such fun,
Strap yourself in, ‘cause I’ve only begun!

Hand cuffs and hog ties and naughty nurse roleplay.
Threesomes and foursomes and even an orgy.
Tease and denial that drives her berserk.
Touching yourself in the bathroom at work.

Black leather belts,
crops that leave welts,
red and rosy cheeks.
Then popping Viagra and waiting an hour
Until your erection peaks!

Bush-whacking, tush-smacking, sometimes tea-bagging.
Corsets and Cinchers keep nipples from sagging.
Cock rings that tighten around a man’s sack,
G strings that slide right up into her crack.

Anal and oral and trimming the hedges
Blowjobs and dildos and Dirty Sanchez’s.
Rubbers needed I don't want a son.
Choose any hole and it's bound to be fun

Dominants, submissives and some folks are switches.
Chastity belts are worn under men's britches
Lock him up tightly and then keep the keys.
Tighten it down and he'll do as you please.

When the day breaks then my balls ache
Cause I'm thinking of you
Roll over wake up and enjoy the sunrise,
Unless we both sixty nine!


from 7 Deadly Sins, released July 1, 2017
Lyrics: H. Denikas and GMLarson


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Ménage à Moi Chicago, Illinois

Humorously indecent. Always discreet. The top-shelf comedy stylings of Ménage À Moi pair nicely with either a cooling beer or a warming tequila shot. Come for the liberated, inclusive camaraderie. Stay for the belly laughs, new friends, and an organic unpredictability that ensures every show is unique. ... more

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