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Chim Chim ChiMoose

from 7 Deadly Sins by Ménage à Moi

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Moose, moose, I like a moose,
I've never had anything quite like a moose.
I've had many lovers, my morals are loose,
But I've never had anything quite like a moose.
You’ll never have anything quite like a moose.

When I was a young lad I used to like girls,
I'd fondle with their bosoms and play their curls.
Till my girlfriend ran off with a sailor named Bruce, I’ll never be treated that way by a moose.
You’ll never be treated that way by a moose.

Shakespeare he wrote about lovers in need,
of which there are two whom you never shall read.
Hamlet he said, “My man Horatio,
a moose mouth is made for fellatio.”
That mouth it is made for fellatio.

I went to the desert, a Moose for to find.
I only found camels and near lost my mind.
Camels remind me of moose, just a bit.
But moose always swallow, and camels just spit.
Moose they will swallow, and camels will spit!

Ladies you wonder, “Are moose just for men?
A question I’ve heard, time and again.
If the size of my manhood is really what charms,
A moose has a penis as big as my arm.
A moose has a penis as big as my arm!

Moose, moose, I like a moose,
I've never had anything quite like a moose.
I've had many lovers, my morals are loose,
But I've never had anything quite like a moose.
You’ll never have anything quite like a moose.

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from 7 Deadly Sins, released July 1, 2017

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Ménage à Moi Chicago, Illinois

Humorously indecent. Always discreet. The top-shelf comedy stylings of Ménage À Moi pair nicely with either a cooling beer or a warming tequila shot. Come for the liberated, inclusive camaraderie. Stay for the belly laughs, new friends, and an organic unpredictability that ensures every show is unique. ... more

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