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Maids When You're Young

from Raise a Toast by Ménage à Moi

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An old man came courting her, Hey din dourm dah
An old man came courting her , Her being Young.
An old man came courting her, feign would he marry her
Maids when you're young never wed an old man

For he's got no falorum hay din dorum dah
For he's got no falorum, her being young.
He's got no faloorum, he's lost his ding doorum
Maids when you're young, never wed an old man

Now when they went to our bed, hey din dorum dah
Now when they went to our bed, her being young
When they went to bed, he laid like he was dead.
Maids when you're young never wed an old man

She threw her leg over him, hey din dorum dah.
She threw her leg over him, her being young
She threw her legs over him, damn well near smothered him.
Maids when you’re young, never wed an old man!

I’ll skip the next verse for it’s far too dirty.
I’ll skip the next verse few we’re all too young!
I’ll skip the next verse or your virgin ears may burst.
Maids when you’re young, never wed an old man.

Now when he went to sleep, hey do a dority
Now when we went to sleep, me being young
When we went to sleep, out of bed I did creep
Into the arms of a handsome young man

And I found his falodoorum, fa didle dodoorum
I found his faloodoorum, fa didle all day
I found his falodoorum and he got my dingdoorum
So maids when you're young never wed an old man

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from Raise a Toast, released July 1, 2019

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Ménage à Moi Chicago, Illinois

Humorously indecent. Always discreet. The top-shelf comedy stylings of Ménage À Moi pair nicely with either a cooling beer or a warming tequila shot. Come for the liberated, inclusive camaraderie. Stay for the belly laughs, new friends, and an organic unpredictability that ensures every show is unique. ... more

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