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Menage a Moi

from 7 Deadly Sins by Ménage à Moi

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Everyone needs a little 'me time.'

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When I was a young lad many hours were spent
Lying in bed pitching my midnight tent.
no one else there to complain or to nag
just me my imagination and a good sturdy rag

Menage a Moi, not deux or trois.
You needn’t have a partner to go very far.
Tonight it’s just me, I and myself
and some special pictures i keep on a high shelf

I once knew a girl who now is my ex
simply because I liked morning sex.
If she awoke before her alarm
She’d threaten me with bodily harm.

Menage a Moi, not deux or trois.
You needn’t have a partner to go very far.
When I awoke feeling quite good
I’d reach down and stroke my morning wood.

Ladies are lucky; they don’t need a boy,
They can reach in their drawer and pull forth a toy.
Some like them big and some like them small
some don’t require any toy at all

Menage a Moi, not deux or trois.
You needn’t have a partner to go very far.
so draw some hot water and perfume the tub
kick back and relax and have a good rub

After many long years I fear I'll forget
the skills that're required to make women wet
But touching myself is like riding a bike.
It's easy and fun, and I know what like.

Menage a Moi, not deux or trois.
You needn’t have a partner to go very far.
Sometimes my left hand, sometimes my right,
Whichever one I choose, it'll be a good night.

Some say i should find a girl of my own
and sometimes i think I aughta'.
Ii found the best girl when i was twelve
Her name is Rosy, with her five lovely daughters

Menage a Moi, not deux or trois.
You needn’t have a partner to go very far.
Loving’s as good as the company you keep
and when its all over i can go off to sleep.

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from 7 Deadly Sins, released July 1, 2017

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Ménage à Moi Chicago, Illinois

Humorously indecent. Always discreet. The top-shelf comedy stylings of Ménage À Moi pair nicely with either a cooling beer or a warming tequila shot. Come for the liberated, inclusive camaraderie. Stay for the belly laughs, new friends, and an organic unpredictability that ensures every show is unique. ... more

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