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Never Trust Tequila

from Indulgences by Ménage à Moi

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An original drinking song for those who have fallen prey to Tequila.

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Never Trust Tequila

The Irish have their whiskey, the Scots have their version too.
From the smoky peat of the Moors, To the bite of Tullamore Dew.
Take it straight or on the rocks, or with with a pint or two
But never trust tequila, no matter what you do

Champagne is all the rage down in the South of France.
Bubbly, unassuming, drunk without a second glance.
So have a glass and see a show down at the Moulin Rouge;
But never trust tequila, No matter what you do!

The Polish have their Vodka drunk down like h-two-oh
Tastes just like rocket fuel, gets ya drunk before you know.
You'll not remember a single thing when you do come to.
But never trust tequila, No matter what you do!

Gin’s a fav of the English with tonic in a glass
It’ll sneak right up upon you and can knock you on your ass.
You’ll either look right proper or end face down in the loo,
But never trust tequila, no matter what you do.

Then of course you've got your rum, a pirate’s favorite drink.
One shot turns to twenty, faster than you think.
In the morning ya stagger home, missin’ a single shoe,
But never trust tequila, No matter what you do

Now if you trust tequila, it's a rolling if the dice.
When you start down that path, you're bound to pay price.
You'll lose your inhibitions and do everything taboo!
But never trust tequila, No matter what you do!

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from Indulgences, released July 1, 2020
Lyrics, GMLarson
Music: J.Barry

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Ménage à Moi Chicago, Illinois

Humorously indecent. Always discreet. The top-shelf comedy stylings of Ménage À Moi pair nicely with either a cooling beer or a warming tequila shot. Come for the liberated, inclusive camaraderie. Stay for the belly laughs, new friends, and an organic unpredictability that ensures every show is unique. ... more

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