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Raise a Toast

from Raise a Toast by Ménage à Moi



Lyrics: GMLarson
Music: J.Barry


Reilly walked in and said with a grin
as he walked across the floor
You men all think that you’re big drinkers
but I can down more than any before.

Connor McReary that caught his ear
And he turned his head about.
“That sounds like a dare, I’ll pull up a chair”
then we heard the barman shout:

Let’s raise a toast
Let’s raise a toast
We’ll all go to hell if the stories we tell
Contain tall-tale or boast.

Let’s raise a toast
Let’s raise a toast
We’ll sit right here and drink our beer
with the ones we love the most.

Captain Jack Tar stepped up to the bar
and began to soliloquize:
I thought I should mention: Those pirates were Frenchmen
that thought we were an easy prize.

They shot without warning, it went until morning
We sank their ships thirty three!
So drink up me hardies, from mugs cups and yardies.
this next round of drinks is on me!


It happened right then, at twenty past ten,
the Devil walked in the door.
She grabbed a bottle of Angel’s Envy
And then began to pour.

Saw fear in our face as she surveyed the place
So she thought our fears she’d quell:
“I’m not here from below to bargain for souls;
I just can’t get good bourbon in Hell!”


Sadly my friends this story must end
For now my tale is through.
I think you should know from the depths of my soul;
I swear that every word’s true.

Whoever you are you’ve got friends in this bar,
And we’ve all got a tale to tell.
So get up off yer ass and raise up your glass
and in a loud voice just yell



from Raise a Toast, released July 1, 2019


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Ménage à Moi Chicago, Illinois

Humorously indecent. Always discreet. The top-shelf comedy stylings of Ménage À Moi pair nicely with either a cooling beer or a warming tequila shot. Come for the liberated, inclusive camaraderie. Stay for the belly laughs, new friends, and an organic unpredictability that ensures every show is unique. ... more

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