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Shaving Cream

from Raise a Toast by Ménage à Moi



Cover, additional lyrics, GMLarson


I write dirty songs for a living,
And often they are quite the hit.
And sometimes I think they are brilliant,
But the audience thinks that they’re…

Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

Tonight I will sleep in the doghouse.
My girlfriend she pitched such a fit.
She asked if I liked her French cooking,
And I said that I’d rather eat…

I said to my Starbucks Barista,
I hate to be picking a nit.
I ordered a grande skim latte)
And you gave me this cup full of…

My grandfather died in the bathtub.
He died from a terrible fit.
According to Grandmother’s wishes,
He was buried in six feet of …

Last night after both sixty-nining,
I wanted to play with her tit.
But when I reached over to grab one
All I got was a handful of...

I cut back on my masturbation
An incident helped me to quit
But during my ejaculation
I shot out a big wad of....

And now folks my song it is ended.
I think it is time I should quit.
If any of you feel offended
Stick your head in a bucket of..

I said to my boss just this morning
Your management style’s full of it.
Your head is so far up your ass
It’s a wonder it’s not full of…


from Raise a Toast, released July 1, 2019


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Ménage à Moi Chicago, Illinois

Humorously indecent. Always discreet. The top-shelf comedy stylings of Ménage À Moi pair nicely with either a cooling beer or a warming tequila shot. Come for the liberated, inclusive camaraderie. Stay for the belly laughs, new friends, and an organic unpredictability that ensures every show is unique. ... more

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